Mall walking returns

I've discovered too much sitting on the couch reading makes one an unpleasant person - cranky actually. I must move! And since I am still too cheap to pay for a gym membership and it's too cold to be outside - mall walking returns. This morning was my first mall walking adventure of the season. I have to tell you about this guy I saw: 6'5", at least in his 60's (maybe older), large belly hanging down. What is he wearing? A sweatshirt that says, "Naked Mountain Man 2004." There's a visual for you! Enjoy!